But that act of xenophobic brilliance wasn’t enough for the Yosemite Sam impersonator. In a fit of inspired glory, the Pastor canceled the event, after reaching a disputed arrangement of some sort where the controversial mosque site would be moved. "We would right now ask no one to burn Qurans. We are absolutely strong on that. It is not the time to do it."
As of right now, Quran-burning is “suspended” – leaving a wild mustached group of Protestants with stacks of Qurans, lots of kerosene, and some matches – all stuck in limbo.
Unfortunately, many fear that Jones and company will turn their rabid attention to a more familiar foe – rabbits. Watch below: