At eljumpingbean we are here to serve you. We never said we'd serve you well. Frankly, we're shooting for mediocre, but we're confident we are in the mediocre ballpark...at least the parking lot. However, we would like your ideas for our next round table discussion. Our last round table included Jesus Christ, Buddha, Darth Vader, and George Bush (see below). We think we outdid ourselves, but we want to raise the bar. Any guests you'd like to hear from. Give us your wish list, we'll do what we can. We make no promises.